TWISTED BUT COOL
Every year at least one parody on Clement Clarke Moore’s “A Visit From St. Nicholas,” commonly called “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” comes to light. This year, the first one to catch my attention is written by Mike Cecconi.
The parody is available as a standalone purchase, but I happened upon it at the end of P.D. Lake’s “Santa’s Little Heist.” It seems to be a bit longer than the version it parodies and it does not always match the original cadence, but the story it tells works nevertheless.
And, as I was quietly smiling and enjoying Cecconi’s take on Santa vs. the Vampires, I suddenly found myself laughing aloud, tears streaming down my cheeks, at the visual from one stanza near the end. And I quote:
“With Rudolph’s nose set to ‘simulate sunlight,’
Thousands went up like fireworks into the night;
Included in the vampires’ incidental losses
Were the deaths from Christmas displays involving crosses.”
For those of us who truly believe, whether it be in vampires or in Santa, this parody hits the mark.
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